Your receipt. Our unsolicited opinion.
Your groceries have a lot to say.
Snap your receipt. Get a one-card roast of your shopping personality. Send it to the group chat that already knows you too well.
Basic roasts are free. The emotional damage is included.
“You bought 6 avocados and zero plans.”
Shopper type: Aspirational Chef
The Cartastrophe promise
From checkout to called out
A tiny receipt.
A whole personality.
The weekly shop is surprisingly revealing. Cartastrophe turns your grocery and retail receipts into something worth sharing—not another spreadsheet to ignore.
Group chat forecast
“Okay, roast mine next.”
One card. One screenshot. Plenty of material for your friends.
Snap the evidence
Take a photo of your receipt. Grocery haul, snack run, retail therapy—let your purchases do the talking.
Meet your shopper alter ego
Get a punchy one-card roast and a shopper type. Aspirational Chef? Your avocados may have some explaining to do.
Share the self-own
Screenshot your card for a story or group chat. Free cards carry the Cartastrophe watermark, so friends know where to get theirs.
Small price. Big self-awareness.
Free to get roasted.
Keep it casual, or make your shopping personality a monthly event.
Basic roasts
$0
Your receipt, a one-card roast, and a shopper type. Includes the Cartastrophe watermark.
Try a free roastThe full personality treatment
$3 / month
- Monthly Spending Personality reports
- Roommate and couple head-to-heads
- Roast cards without the watermark
Find out who shops like a meal-prep influencer—and who shops like dinner is a rumor.
Free
For individuals getting started
$0/month
- 1 workspace
- Up to 3 team members
- Basic analytics
- Community support
Your next shop has a punchline
Got a receipt?
We’ve got opinions.
Start with a free roast. Bring your sense of humor.